| Adam Macy |
I really don't have time for this rubbish. |
| Alice Carter |
I should vote really, but it sounds soooo boring. |
| Brian Aldridge |
Conservative, of course. Good for business. |
| Debbie Aldridge |
Demokratikus Koalíció. |
| Ian Craig |
They're all as bad as each other, aren't they? Now if you'll excuse me... |
| Jennifer Aldridge |
Conservative. Silly question. |
| Peggy Woolley |
I've always voted Conservative, but I do think Nigel Farage makes some
good points. |
| Helen Archer |
I'd like to vote for the Greens, but Rob says they're economically naïve.
Henry! Don't do that! What was I saying? Oh, well... HENRY! Er, that's a text from Rob. Sorry I need to go... |
| Pat Archer |
Green. Why aren't you voting Green? You really should. Here, let me find
a leaflet for you. No, don't go... it's here somewhere... |
| Tom Archer |
What? I can't think about that now. |
| Tony Archer |
Those leeks aren't going to plant themselves. If you wouldn't mind getting out of the way... |
| David Archer |
I'm still thinking about it. |
| Jill Archer |
Well of course one *should* vote. But it's a secret ballot, isn't it? I
don't know too much about them all. I'm not sure. Oh dear. Maybe you should
ask someone else. |
| Pip Archer |
Spencer says if voting changed anything they'd abolish it. |
| Ruth Archer |
I'm vo'in' with mi conscience. Labour. |
| Christopher Carter |
I leave that kind of stuff to Alice. Bit hot isn't it? I'll just take
this t-shirt off. |
| Neil Carter |
Well there's a lot to be said for the Liberal Democrats, but they haven't
exactly covered themselves in glory recently. I probably won't vote this
time. |
| Susan Carter |
UKIP. They're the only ones talking about immigration. And when it comes down to it, what has Europe ever done for us? |
| Alan Franks |
It is, of course, our civic duty to vote. And I'd urge everyone to do so. |
| Amy Franks |
Labour. The Tories and LimpDems are destroying the NHS. I wish I could
vote for the NHA, but they're London only. |
| Usha Franks |
It's interesting how people forget it's a European election. National issues aren't the point. So the
question is: Which person is most likely to be a sensible, hard-working MEP
in Brussels? I'm reading the manifestos, but it's difficult to tell. Not UKIP
or the Tories, for sure. |
| Clarrie Grundy |
Oi loikes moi peas wiv hunny. Oi've done it all me loife. They do taste
rather funny, but it keeps 'em on me knoife. What was the question? |
| Ed Grundy |
What election? Are you 'avin' a laugh? Why would I care about that? |
| Eddie Grundy |
Bloimey. Buy me a pint o' Shires and I'll tell you. |
| Emma Grundy |
What did Nic say? I bet she's voting Monster Raving Loony.
No sense, that one. |
| Joe Grundy |
My generation and me dad's generation fought two World Wars for the right
to vote. Look at them folk in South Africa, walking for days then queuing for
hours to vote. The young 'uns 'ere couldn't care less. Bloody disgrace, if
you ask me. Mind you, the politicians aren't up to much. That Nigel Farridge,
he's a rum 'un, and as for... |
| Nic Grundy |
Oh I don't really know anything about that. Have you seen George anywhere? George? George? Now I've lost Jake. Jake? Jake? |
| Will Grundy |
What's it to you? I know who I'm voting for. UKIP. That's who. Now get
off this land. It's private property. |
| Alistair Lloyd |
I haven't given it much thought. |
| Dan Hebden Lloyd |
I probably won't vote. |
| Jim Lloyd |
Although the phrase is sometimes wrongly attributed to Plato, it was in fact the
satirist Juvenal who coined the question "Quis custodiet ipsos
custodes?" Now which party is best placed to protect our civil
liberties? Have a think about it, and get back to me. |
| Shula Hebden Lloyd |
I really don't have time for this. Molly! Keep those reins tight! Now if
there isn’t anything else… Back straight! |
| Elizabeth Pargetter |
I don't think it's appropriate for me to say. Have you tried the scones in The Orangery? They're very good. |
| Derek Fletcher |
(no response) |
| Kathy Perks |
I know it's a cliché but they are really all as bad as each other. Jamie! Jamie! |
| Jamie Perks |
I can vote? Wow. Probably won't. |
| Lynda Snell |
My postal vote was sent some weeks ago, but I prefer not to divulge my own particular preference. Nevertheless it is so very important to vote, isn't it? |
| Robert Snell |
I keep forgetting to vote. |
| Caroline Sterling |
Lynda at reception can probably help you with that. |
| Oliver Sterling |
That Tory chap is very clubbable. And a strong supporter of the hunt, too.
Sherry? |
| Brenda Tucker |
I've thought long and hard about it. And I've decided not to vote. Unless any of them are fit. |
| Hayley Tucker |
It's all a bit confusing isn't it? |
| Mike Tucker |
Can't be bothered with that rubbish. |
| Roy Tucker |
Conservative or UKIP. Haven't decided yet. |
| Vicky Tucker |
It's so exciting, isn't it? I love elections. All those rosettes and
speeches and knocking on doors... the argy-bargy... And you never know who's going to win! I love
looking at the faces when they're standing there and trying to guess who's
won. I'm very good at guessing, aren't I Mike? And they do take it all so
seriously! I always say: If you can't have a laugh, what's the point? Don't I
Mike? Don't I always say that? Ooh I do like your top. Is that Marks? Look!
There's Susan. Susan! Susan! Have you seen this top? |
| Bert Fry |
On the twenty-second of May / We can all 'ave our say. / I've got to get back to me shallots / So no more talk of ballots. |
| Freda Fry |
(No response) |
| Christine Barford |
It's all a bit beyond me these days. Do any of them want to help the
countryside? |
| Fallon Rogers |
Those FibDems are right out! And Labour's not much better. Never voting
Tory or UKIP of course. Who does that leave? Probably won't bother. |
| PC Burns |
I'm a police officer, so I'm not at liberty to say. I can tell you, though, that you are very much parked on a double-yellow. |
| Jazzer McCreary |
SNP, of course. What d'yer mean I canna vote for them in Borsetshire?
That's so racist. I'll tell yer what, buy us a pint an' I'll tell yer me
second choice. |
| Jolene Archer |
I don't hold with voting. Lots of hot air. Nothing gets done. |
| Kenton Archer |
I will get round to it, I promise. Was it a half or a pint? |
| Kirsty Miller |
AIEEEEEAAAARGH!! |
| Lilian Bellamy |
Conservative of course, darling, as always. Do you have a light? |
| Matt Crawford |
Who are you? Why should I tell you anything? Oh, pollster, eh? Mug's
game. |
| Darrell Makepeace |
I don't need any trouble. I'm fine, me. |
| Rob Titchener |
Let me see your clipboard. Uhuh. Uhuh. Some of these people are lying to
you. She's voting Conservative. He's not voting. He's voting Green, whatever he tells you. He's not got a clue. Look,
let me correct some of these for you. It's no trouble. |
